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EP.030 · 54:20

Slurpee Batter

Oct 6, 2026

Yes yes y'all, we won that shit! Crack Amico has graciously decided to bless us lowly degenerates with a theme song that will hopefully raise the bar on the rest of the show. Don't hold your breath. Rusty decides to give Tyler a primer on black metal for some reason. We also talk AxCx song titles, knife tricks, goodwill bins and Slurpees. Just the type of slop you've come to expect from us. Thanks for being here. Luh u.

EP.029 · 1:05:09

I'm Talking About Blended Sh*t

Sep 30, 2026

This was a long awaited debate for some.. unfortunately it didn't go exactly as planned. We had some fun with it though.The question is...Would you notice if poop was in your smoothie? If so, what percentage of blended sh*t is enough to make you stand up and say, "HEY, THERE'S POOP IN MY SMOOTHIE!?"Then, we check out some personal stories and current news articles.Only hard hitting, important, informational topics from us.

EP.028 · 1:17:22

Cuddly and Mostly Nude

Sep 24, 2026

DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM.Rusty's been snoozing pretty hard, and his dreams show it. The guys ponder the big questions. It's a high energy sleepy episode. Get cozy, and enjoy.

EP.027 · 52:31

Clean Poops, Dirty Dates

Sep 14, 2026

You ready to learn something? You better be.This week, it's nothing but info. Informational as heck, breh. We share some stories, talk about chonies and mocos, and do some learning.

EP.026 · 59:22

King Hillbilly & Killer Robots

Sep 7, 2026

We're talking at you again. Look at us. What a freakin' podcast, Man. This time, we're focused on getting some cash- Or at least, imagining what that'd be like. We take a look at King Hillbilly, who quickly becomes a new favorite for us. Reality starts to set in when we look at how quickly a million dollars can disappear. Obviously, we had to check out some robots to brighten the mood and close out the show.

EP.025 · 1:21:44

Lost in the Backrooms

Sep 2, 2026

Spoilers ahead I guess, but if you haven't seen them by now... You don't care anyways, right? We've been watching movies on Twitch lately. We figured it's about time we talked about them a bit. It's sure to be the highest quality movie review video you've ever watched.

EP.024 · 55:12

Reading Unreleased CIA Documents

Aug 24, 2026

Oh snap! WE BACK UP IN YUH. This week, we're looking at a handwritten note, personally delivered to Tyler's lady. We go line by line and learn SUPER TOP SECRET INFORMATION regarding the CIA, and other public figures that are, allegedly, involved in a massive alien conspiracy and cover-up.No one here is safe, so sit back, let the alien entities titillate your neurons and enjoy the show.

EP.023 · 44:17

The Actors of a Generation

Jun 7, 2026

Kinda free-balled this one. Maybe that's the move from here on out.

EP.022 · 1:04:20

Ersatz Enterprise

May 20, 2026

I don't think this corporate stuff is going to stick. Thanks to all our beloved guests this week.

EP.021 · 1:19:27

TeresaCore, Propaganda, and Schizophrenia

May 8, 2026

We had some fun on this one. Thanks to all our beloved guests this week.

EP.020 · 1:20:37

HEART ATTACK 2026

Mar 3, 2026

Rusty has a heart attack and talks at Tyler about it for an hour.

EP.019 · 58:06

Brotherhood of the Bothersome Bunghole

Feb 7, 2026

YUH. This episode goes hard y'all. We start off with a bout of collective memory loss until we remember our first topic, NPC streamers. Then we move on to the world of amazon.com love aids. Did you know sounding rods can be up to 10in long? WOW! We got all sweaty watching Skyscraper Live. Alex Jones makes a return to the podcast with his demonic LaBuBu! 6 7! Then Tyler's cats destroy his apartment. Incredible!

EP.018 · 59:07

GILF Hunting

Jan 26, 2026

I look at the date every day, dude. Tyler feeds his beef n' cheese addiction. Lots of slop yay. An older woman is interested in Rusty, but he says it wouldn't be 'real ass' to date her. We make sure to finish up by begging for comments and comparing our abysmal stats to people who are actually successful. Good stuff for sure.

EP.017 · 1:17:09

BEEF N' CHEESE

Jan 10, 2026

CAPS LOCK STUCK TYLER HAS LOTS OF BEEF N CHEESE AND RUSTY HATES IT AND HATES THIS EPISODE AND WANTED TO QUIT BUT COULDN'T THEN TYLER HAD BEEFY CHEESEY IN HIS TUMMY AND WENT WACKO BUT THEN RUSTY TALKED ABOUT HIS DREAMS.

EP.016 · 1:01:40

Oops! All Audio!

Jan 7, 2026

Congratulations. You've made it to the end of our data fiasco. The absolute finale of it all. A totally and completely... audio only episode. Just like the good ol' days.

EP.015 · 54:01

The Nightmare After Christmas

Jan 6, 2026

Oh wow these guys are still around. crazy.Yeah so, in case you couldn't tell.. this was the Halloween ep. Screen recordings apparently didn't make it to onedrive, and were lost to time. It's a good thing we don't reference things visually for an hour. It's SPOOOKY!

EP.014 · 45:51

Mega Desk Mania

Dec 29, 2025

Oh wow these guys are still around. crazy. And thus, our unplanned vacation saga begins. These episodes were recorded while Tyler's computer was burning itself to dust.

EP.013 · 1:11:53

Weaving Spiders Come Not Here

Sep 27, 2025

Welcome back. To the Podcast. That is called...The Melon Drop Motel.It's good to see ya again. This week's a long one. You know how it is, we're all over the place. We start off with some grievances, arguing over the importance of "'Half-Birthdays", which escalates into political accusations and lies about education. Trump and friends have discovered the root of autism, we're definitely intrigued, all the while Kimmel is having quite a week of his own. After all that nonsense, we dive into the meat and potatoes of the week, our Bohemian Grove "Deep Dive" (we watched 1 cruddy documentary). There was quite a bit to unpack there. And of course, baseless threats and complaints about editing are littered throughout. It's the usual chaos you tune in for.

EP.012 · 1:01:10

Shout-Out Arturo, We're Talking Aliens

Sep 20, 2025

What up, Melon Heads (Fruit Baskets if you nasty).It's episode 12. We're rockin'. Rusty takes the first half for his weekly therapy spill. We take a walk to the past and check out the cursed MMO 'Perfect World', a game Rusty played for all but 10 minutes that seems to have left a bit of an impression on him. Afterwards, we talk about Middle School, and a special someone who was a light in that dark world. After anxiously pausing the recording to check on the back-end stuff, we hit the one and ONLY big news story this week - New findings and discussions about the evidence of past life on Mars. We pull up those clips you guys have been talking about, and take a crack at dissecting it ourselves (with little to no knowledge to base our thoughts on). After, we dive further into why the aliens would be here, and speak about what life would be like living alongside our new otherworldly friends. It's a bit of a mess, but it's here.