Who?

Two idiots.
One hell of a show.

Host

Tyler

The first man to be created in a lab, without science. Tyler came into existence out of pure willpower, emerging from a cocoon of nothing. He spends his time crocheting and scrapbooking.

Host

Rusty

Born in the sewers, Rusty emerged alongside his cohost in 2025. He hopes to build his fortune for cosmetic surgeries, so he can finally achieve his dream of becoming a real life dinosaur.

Press, sort of

  • I asked them to stop.

    A manager, probably

  • I've asked you to turn this off 3 times now.

    Someone's dad

  • Two guys. Zero talent.

    Faithful listener

Motel room with a glowing CRT

Booking

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