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Reading Unreleased CIA Documents

Aug 25, 2026

Oh snap! WE BACK UP IN YUH This week, we're looking at a handwritten note, personally delivered to Tyler's lady. We go line by line and learn SUPER TOP SECRET INFORMATION regarding the CIA, and other public figures that are, allegedly, involved in a massive alien conspiracy and cover-up No one here is safe, so sit back, let the alien entities titillate your neurons and enjoy the show Note Expect some more consistency from here on out. We've got a new look, some updated processes and one heck of a show for ya

The Actors of a Generation

Jun 7, 2026

Kinda free-balled this one. Maybe that's the move from here on out

Ersatz Enterprise

May 20, 2026

I don't think this corporate stuff is going to stick. Thanks to all our beloved guests this week

TeresaCore, Propaganda, and Schizophrenia

May 9, 2026

We had some fun on this one. Thanks to all our beloved guests this week

HEART ATTACK 2026

Mar 3, 2026

Rusty has a heart attack and talks at Tyler about it for an hour DONATE TO THE GOFUNDME https://gofund.me/7d0ff60c0 Thanks

Brotherhood of the Bothersome Bunghole

Feb 7, 2026

YUH. This episode goes hard y'all. We start off with a bout of collective memory loss until we remember our first topic NPC streamers. Then we move on to the world of amazon.com love aids. Did you know sounding rods can be up to 10in long? WOW! We got all sweaty watching Skyscraper Live. Alex Jones makes a return to the podcast with his demonic LaBuBu! 6 7! Then Tyler's cats destroy his apartment. Incredible

GILF Hunting

Jan 26, 2026

I look at the date every day, dude. Tyler feeds his beef n' cheese addiction. Lots of slop. Yay.

BEEF N' CHEESE

Jan 10, 2026

CAPS LOCK STUCK. Tyler has lots of beef n' cheese and Rusty hates it and hates this episode.

The Nightmare After Christmas

Jan 6, 2026

Oh wow these guys are still around. Crazy. In case you couldn't tell, this one came after the holidays and it shows.

Mega Desk Mania

Dec 29, 2025

Oh wow these guys are still around. Crazy. And thus, our unplanned vacation saga begins.

Weaving Spiders Come Not Here

Sep 27, 2025

Welcome back. To the podcast. That is called... The Melon Drop Motel. Half-birthdays, a cruddy Bohemian Grove documentary, and the usual chaos.

Shout-Out Arturo, We're Talking Aliens

Sep 21, 2025

What up, Melon Heads (Fruit Baskets if you nasty). Cursed MMO Perfect World, middle school, and evidence of past life on Mars. It's a bit of a mess, but it's here.

Gas Station Tales

Sep 14, 2025

What makes a bad gas station customer? Which Breaking Bad character most resembles Rusty? Can Grandma snort some ZYN? Answers are revealed. Secrets become known.

He Brought Soft Serve, I Brought Topics

Sep 6, 2025

Mayhem, soft serve, chemtrails. He brought the ice cream. We brought everything else.

Playing to the Camera (The Long Awaited Return)

Aug 31, 2025

Another ep is finally out. Clearly this was the peak of our editing capabilities. Bad camera work. Certified reunion.

Eight Great Dates

Jul 17, 2025

Hope you're ready... this one's long, and for good reason. Per usual, we're all over the map.

Melting with Friends

Jul 5, 2025

Yup. It's another round of slop just for you guys. The boyz throw out more random threats, while taking back others.

My Big Lesbian Catholic Birthday Weekend

Jun 28, 2025

This episode starts strong, firing off threats to pretty much any and everyone.

Dangerously Horny

Jun 19, 2025

Tyler brings his own smut to the table this week, then we message the director in hopes of finding our first sponsor.

Gollum's Love Spell

Jun 12, 2025

A triple feature from hell. Crack-house movies, Bilbo, Gollum, and a banned episode of the Silverman Show.

Midnight; ABSOLUTELY

Apr 12, 2025

Late night tape from the early days of the motel. Midnight. Absolutely.

Disney Gang Violence

May 17, 2025

Uh yeah, the episode is late. Who can we be blame but the good folks over at Benadryl. Enjoy the slop.

Brother, EUGH

May 8, 2025

Writing this just about started a meltdown in both of us. New friends on Reddit, a trip through the gay villages, and general hostility.