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Slurpee Batter

Oct 6, 2026

Yes y'all, we won that shit! Crack Amico has graciously decided to bless us lowly degenerates with a theme song that will hopefully raise the bar on the rest of the show. Don't hold your breath. Rusty decides to give Tyler a primer on black metal for some reason. We also talk AxCx song titles, knife tricks, goodwill bins and Slurpees. Just the type of slop you've come to expect from us. Thanks for being here. Luh u.

I'm Talking About Blended Sh*t

Sep 30, 2026

This was a long awaited debate for some.. unfortunately it didn't go exactly as planned. We had some fun with it though. The question is... Would you notice if poop was in your smoothie? If so, what percentage of blended sh*t is enough to make you stand up and say, "HEY, THERE'S POOP IN MY SMOOTHIE!?" Then, we check out some personal stories and current news articles. Only hard hitting, important, informational topics from us.

Cuddly and Mostly Nude

Sep 24, 2026

DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM. Rusty's been snoozing pretty hard, and his dreams show it. The guys ponder the big questions. It's a high energy sleepy episode. Get cozy, and enjoy.

Clean Poops, Dirty Dates

Sep 14, 2026

You ready to learn something? You better be. This week, it's nothing but info. Informational as heck, breh. We share some stories, talk about chonies and mocos, and do some learning.

King Hillbilly & Killer Robots

Sep 7, 2026

We're talking at you again. Look at us. What a freakin' podcast, Man. This time, we're focused on getting some cash- Or at least, imagining what that'd be like. We take a look at King Hillbilly, who quickly becomes a new favorite for us. Reality starts to set in when we look at how quickly a million dollars can disappear. Obviously, we had to check out some robots to brighten the mood and close out the show.

Lost in the Backrooms

Sep 2, 2026

We've been watching movies on Twitch. Figured it was time to talk about them. Highest quality reviews you've ever watched — Backrooms, Cube, Evil Dead Burn, The Odyssey.

Reading Unreleased CIA Documents

Aug 24, 2026

Oh snap. We're back up in yuh. A handwritten note, personally delivered to Tyler's lady. Line by line: CIA, public figures, a massive alien cover-up. Nobody here is safe.

The Actors of a Generation

Jun 7, 2026

Trump's IMDB page, the government's latest UFO file dump, and Nicolas Cage in Bad Lieutenant. Kinda free-balled this one. Maybe that's the move.

Ersatz Enterprise

May 20, 2026

Meditation with the guys, beef with Mr. Beef, Grindr trolling bodycam, AI catfishing, and Japanese prison mascots. Corporate life is not going to stick.

TeresaCore, Propaganda, and Schizophrenia

May 8, 2026

Rusty's water challenge, getting serious about AI, Iranian Lego propaganda, the cigarette connoisseur, and a brand new Melon Way original.

HEART ATTACK 2026

Mar 3, 2026

Rusty has a heart attack and talks at Tyler about it for an hour.

Brotherhood of the Bothersome Bunghole

Feb 7, 2026

Collective memory loss, NPC streamers, Amazon love aids, Skyscraper Live, Alex Jones' demonic Labubu, and Tyler's cats destroying the apartment. Incredible.

GILF Hunting

Jan 26, 2026

I look at the date every day, dude. Tyler feeds his beef n' cheese addiction. Lots of slop. Yay.

BEEF N' CHEESE

Jan 10, 2026

CAPS LOCK STUCK. Tyler has lots of beef n' cheese and Rusty hates it and hates this episode.

Oops! All Audio!

Jan 7, 2026

Congratulations. You've made it to the end of our data fiasco. The absolute finale of it all. A totally and completely... audio only episode. Just like the good ol' days.

The Nightmare After Christmas

Jan 6, 2026

Oh wow these guys are still around. Crazy. In case you couldn't tell, this one came after the holidays and it shows.

Mega Desk Mania

Dec 29, 2025

Oh wow these guys are still around. Crazy. And thus, our unplanned vacation saga begins.

Weaving Spiders Come Not Here

Sep 27, 2025

Welcome back. To the podcast. That is called... The Melon Drop Motel. Half-birthdays, a cruddy Bohemian Grove documentary, and the usual chaos.

Shout-Out Arturo, We're Talking Aliens

Sep 20, 2025

What up, Melon Heads (Fruit Baskets if you nasty). Cursed MMO Perfect World, middle school, and evidence of past life on Mars. It's a bit of a mess, but it's here.