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EP.030 · 54:20

Slurpee Batter

Oct 7, 2026

Yes yes y'all, we won that shit! Crack Amico has graciously decided to bless us lowly degenerates with a theme song that will hopefully raise the bar on the rest of the show. Don't hold your breath. Rusty decides to give Tyler a primer on black metal for some reason. We also talk AxCx song titles, knife tricks, goodwill bins and Slurpees. Just the type of slop you've come to expect from us. Thanks for being here. Luh u.

EP.029 · 1:05:09

I'm Talking About Blended Shit

Oct 4, 2026

This was a long awaited debate for some.. unfortunately it didn't go exactly as planned. We had some fun with it though.The question is...Would you notice if poop was in your smoothie? If so, what percentage of blended sh*t is enough to make you stand up and say, "HEY, THERE'S POOP IN MY SMOOTHIE!?"Then, we check out some personal stories and current news articles.Only hard hitting, important, informational topics from us.

EP.028 · 1:17:22

Cuddly and Mostly Nude

Oct 4, 2026

DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM.Rusty's been snoozing pretty hard, and his dreams show it. The guys ponder the big questions. It's a high energy sleepy episode. Get cozy, and enjoy.

EP.027 · 59:07

GILF Hunting

Oct 3, 2026

I look at the date every day, dude. Tyler feeds his beef n' cheese addiction. Lots of slop yay. An older woman is interested in Rusty, but he says it wouldn't be 'real ass' to date her. We make sure to finish up by begging for comments and comparing our abysmal stats to people who are actually successful. Good stuff for sure.

EP.026 · 1:01:40

Oops! All Audio!

Oct 3, 2026

Congratulations. You've made it to the end of our data fiasco. The absolute finale of it all. A totally and completely... audio only episode. Just like the good ol' days.

EP.025 · 59:22

King Hillbilly & Killer Robots

Oct 3, 2026

We're talking at you again. Look at us. What a freakin' podcast, Man. This time, we're focused on getting some cash- Or at least, imagining what that'd be like. We take a look at King Hillbilly, who quickly becomes a new favorite for us. Reality starts to set in when we look at how quickly a million dollars can disappear. Obviously, we had to check out some robots to brighten the mood and close out the show.

EP.024 · 52:31

Clean Poops, Dirty Dates

Oct 3, 2026

You ready to learn something? You better be.This week, it's nothing but info. Informational as heck, breh. We share some stories, talk about chonies and mocos, and do some learning.

EP.023 · 1:17:09

BEEF N' CHEESE

Oct 3, 2026

CAPS LOCK STUCK TYLER HAS LOTS OF BEEF N CHEESE AND RUSTY HATES IT AND HATES THIS EPISODE AND WANTED TO QUIT BUT COULDN'T THEN TYLER HAD BEEFY CHEESEY IN HIS TUMMY AND WENT WACKO BUT THEN RUSTY TALKED ABOUT HIS DREAMS.

EP.022 · 55:12

Reading Unreleased CIA Documents

Oct 3, 2026

Oh snap! WE BACK UP IN YUH. This week, we're looking at a handwritten note, personally delivered to Tyler's lady. We go line by line and learn SUPER TOP SECRET INFORMATION regarding the CIA, and other public figures that are, allegedly, involved in a massive alien conspiracy and cover-up.No one here is safe, so sit back, let the alien entities titillate your neurons and enjoy the show.

EP.021 · 45:51

Mega Desk Mania

Oct 3, 2026

Oh wow these guys are still around. crazy. And thus, our unplanned vacation saga begins. These episodes were recorded while Tyler's computer was burning itself to dust.

EP.020 · 1:21:44

Lost in the Backrooms

Oct 3, 2026

Spoilers ahead I guess, but if you haven't seen them by now... You don't care anyways, right? We've been watching movies on Twitch lately. We figured it's about time we talked about them a bit. It's sure to be the highest quality movie review video you've ever watched.

EP.019 · 54:01

The Nightmare After Christmas

Oct 3, 2026

Oh wow these guys are still around. crazy.Yeah so, in case you couldn't tell.. this was the Halloween ep. Screen recordings apparently didn't make it to onedrive, and were lost to time. It's a good thing we don't reference things visually for an hour. It's SPOOOKY!

EP.018 · 1:04:20

Ersatz Enterprise

Oct 3, 2026

I don't think this corporate stuff is going to stick. Thanks to all our beloved guests this week.

EP.017 · 44:17

The Actors of a Generation

Oct 3, 2026

Kinda free-balled this one. Maybe that's the move from here on out.

EP.016 · 58:06

Brotherhood of the Bothersome Bunghole

Oct 3, 2026

YUH. This episode goes hard y'all. We start off with a bout of collective memory loss until we remember our first topic, NPC streamers. Then we move on to the world of amazon.com love aids. Did you know sounding rods can be up to 10in long? WOW! We got all sweaty watching Skyscraper Live. Alex Jones makes a return to the podcast with his demonic LaBuBu! 6 7! Then Tyler's cats destroy his apartment. Incredible!

EP.015 · 1:20:37

HEART ATTACK 2026

Oct 3, 2026

Rusty has a heart attack and talks at Tyler about it for an hour.

EP.014 · 1:19:27

TeresaCore, Propaganda, and Schizophrenia

Oct 3, 2026

We had some fun on this one. Thanks to all our beloved guests this week.

EP.013 · 1:11:53

Weaving Spiders Come Not Here

Sep 28, 2026

Welcome back. To the Podcast. That is called...The Melon Drop Motel.It's good to see ya again. This week's a long one. You know how it is, we're all over the place. We start off with some grievances, arguing over the importance of "'Half-Birthdays", which escalates into political accusations and lies about education. Trump and friends have discovered the root of autism, we're definitely intrigued, all the while Kimmel is having quite a week of his own. After all that nonsense, we dive into the meat and potatoes of the week, our Bohemian Grove "Deep Dive" (we watched 1 cruddy documentary). There was quite a bit to unpack there. And of course, baseless threats and complaints about editing are littered throughout. It's the usual chaos you tune in for.

EP.012 · 1:01:10

Shout-Out Arturo, We're Talking Aliens

Sep 25, 2026

What up, Melon Heads (Fruit Baskets if you nasty).It's episode 12. We're rockin'. Rusty takes the first half for his weekly therapy spill. We take a walk to the past and check out the cursed MMO 'Perfect World', a game Rusty played for all but 10 minutes that seems to have left a bit of an impression on him. Afterwards, we talk about Middle School, and a special someone who was a light in that dark world. After anxiously pausing the recording to check on the back-end stuff, we hit the one and ONLY big news story this week - New findings and discussions about the evidence of past life on Mars. We pull up those clips you guys have been talking about, and take a crack at dissecting it ourselves (with little to no knowledge to base our thoughts on). After, we dive further into why the aliens would be here, and speak about what life would be like living alongside our new otherworldly friends. It's a bit of a mess, but it's here.

EP.011 · 54:02

Gas Station Tales

Sep 23, 2026

Yo you dawgz. We did it again. Another one. We da best podcast. Questions are answered. What makes a bad gas station customer? Which Breaking Bad character most resembles Rusty? Can Grandma snort some ZYN? Should we make our own Permanent Guestlist? Can we say the R word anymore? What does it mean to fight good? Why does YouTube make us write video descriptions? Why did Tyler put a whole minute of music at the end? Answers are revealed and secrets become known, in this week's exciting episode of MELON DROP MOTEL!!

EP.010 · 45:47

He Brought Soft Serve, I Brought Topics

Sep 22, 2026

What's up, guys. We've made it to episode ten, and we're still all over the place. Tyler can't seem to prepare topics in time, so the episode starts with us reflecting a bit more on our time away, and some of the special people in our lives. That being said, he definitely made sure he had time to grab some ice cream before we started. His priorities are clearly in line. Rusty is hungry for topics though and has no room for ice cream, so we talk about Trump's disappearance, the UK's ridiculous plan to combat climate change with chemtrails, a neighborhood dispute at a guinea pig's funeral, and Kumail Nanjiani's latest role as 'Mary's Husband'. It's jam packed with the slop you regularly expect from us. Enjoy, We'll see ya next week.

EP.009 · 47:07

Playing to the Camera (The Long Awaited Return)

Sep 18, 2026

Hey buddy. It's been awhile. A lot has happened since we last saw each other. Almost too much. In fact, we didn't talk about anything except Akon. First episode that we recorded in person and we only talked about AKON. Nothing you care about is touched on. Tyler is belligerent and Rusty is scared. Welcome back to the Motel.

EP.008 · 1:22:03

Eight Great Dates

Sep 16, 2026

Hope you're ready... this one's long, and for good reason.Per usual, we're all over the map. We're talking oxygen bars, mushroom trips unraveling society, Lil Mayo the alien and some UFO footage, BBQ the resident Haitian leader, and some of the finer things in life, such as cooking someone's dead pet on the side of the highway. It all wraps up with our first game on the pod, a dating game. That's right... on this week's episode, Rusty takes his pick between 8 lucky, incarcerated, ladies. Who will be the one to receive his love letter? Stay tuned.

EP.007 · 1:00:00

Melting with Friends!

Sep 15, 2026

Yup. It's another round of slop just for you guys. The boyz throw out more random threats, while taking back others. We talk about AI some more, including watching some sick ads about our "broke mentality". We filter through some more horrific news, mostly involving death. Brutal stuff, but all a good time.

EP.006 · 1:10:54

My Big Lesbian Catholic Birthday Weekend

Sep 14, 2026

This episode starts strong, firing off threats to pretty much any and everyone. Real class act stuff. Tensions are high with all this Trump and Iran stuff lately, so cut us come slack. Of course we discuss our week, Tyler had a birthday and a catholic, lesbian wedding to attend. Rusty makes his own vow to put down the booze. Only time will tell if he breaks it. Afterwards, we try to check out the news, and Rusty has a totally real meltdown over it. Naturally, this leads us to the topic of robots, specifically Battle Bots. Always rad - Hope you enjoy.

EP.005 · 1:01:27

Dangerously Horny

Sep 13, 2026

Tyler brings his own smut to the table this week, then we message the director in hopes of finding our first sponsor. We think that's pretty much a done deal. After, Rusty finds Tyler's evil planz.

EP.004 · 54:14

Gollum's Love Spell

Sep 12, 2026

A triple feature from hell.. We talk crack-house movies, embark on an incredible journey alongside Bilbo and Gollum then we discuss a banned episode of the Silverman Show. All in all, a pretty tame week for us. Enjoy!

EP.003 · 41:25

Midnight; ABSOLUTELY

Sep 11, 2026

The most completely unhinged episode yet (there will be more) This is why two idiots with little to middling talent shouldn't try and podcast after 11pm. Also, in our low IQ stupor, Big Dawg had some audio issues. RIP

EP.002 · 42:24

Disney Gang Violence

Sep 10, 2026

Uh yeah, the episode is late. Who can we be blame but the good folks over at Benadryl. Enjoy the slop.

EP.001 · 38:06

Brother, EUGH!

Sep 9, 2026

Writing this just about started a meltdown in both of us, so here it goes. The podcast is great, the best there ever was really. We made some new friends on Reddit, took a lil trip through the gay villages, and expressed general hostility.