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EP.011 · 54:02

Gas Station Tales

Sep 13, 2025

Yo you dawgz. We did it again. Another one. We da best podcast. Questions are answered. What makes a bad gas station customer? Which Breaking Bad character most resembles Rusty? Can Grandma snort some ZYN? Should we make our own Permanent Guestlist? Can we say the R word anymore? What does it mean to fight good? Why does YouTube make us write video descriptions? Why did Tyler put a whole minute of music at the end? Answers are revealed and secrets become known, in this week's exciting episode of MELON DROP MOTEL!!

EP.010 · 45:47

He Brought Soft Serve, I Brought Topics

Sep 5, 2025

What's up, guys. We've made it to episode ten, and we're still all over the place. Tyler can't seem to prepare topics in time, so the episode starts with us reflecting a bit more on our time away, and some of the special people in our lives. That being said, he definitely made sure he had time to grab some ice cream before we started. His priorities are clearly in line. Rusty is hungry for topics though and has no room for ice cream, so we talk about Trump's disappearance, the UK's ridiculous plan to combat climate change with chemtrails, a neighborhood dispute at a guinea pig's funeral, and Kumail Nanjiani's latest role as 'Mary's Husband'. It's jam packed with the slop you regularly expect from us. Enjoy, We'll see ya next week.

EP.009 · 47:07

Playing to the Camera (The Long Awaited Return)

Aug 30, 2025

Hey buddy. It's been awhile. A lot has happened since we last saw each other. Almost too much. In fact, we didn't talk about anything except Akon. First episode that we recorded in person and we only talked about AKON. Nothing you care about is touched on. Tyler is belligerent and Rusty is scared. Welcome back to the Motel.

EP.008 · 1:22:03

Eight Great Dates

Jul 17, 2025

Hope you're ready... this one's long, and for good reason.Per usual, we're all over the map. We're talking oxygen bars, mushroom trips unraveling society, Lil Mayo the alien and some UFO footage, BBQ the resident Haitian leader, and some of the finer things in life, such as cooking someone's dead pet on the side of the highway. It all wraps up with our first game on the pod, a dating game. That's right... on this week's episode, Rusty takes his pick between 8 lucky, incarcerated, ladies. Who will be the one to receive his love letter? Stay tuned.

EP.007 · 1:00:00

Melting with Friends!

Jul 4, 2025

Yup. It's another round of slop just for you guys. The boyz throw out more random threats, while taking back others. We talk about AI some more, including watching some sick ads about our "broke mentality". We filter through some more horrific news, mostly involving death. Brutal stuff, but all a good time.

EP.006 · 1:10:54

My Big Lesbian Catholic Birthday Weekend

Jun 28, 2025

This episode starts strong, firing off threats to pretty much any and everyone. Real class act stuff. Tensions are high with all this Trump and Iran stuff lately, so cut us come slack. Of course we discuss our week, Tyler had a birthday and a catholic, lesbian wedding to attend. Rusty makes his own vow to put down the booze. Only time will tell if he breaks it. Afterwards, we try to check out the news, and Rusty has a totally real meltdown over it. Naturally, this leads us to the topic of robots, specifically Battle Bots. Always rad - Hope you enjoy.

EP.005 · 1:01:27

Dangerously Horny

Jun 19, 2025

Tyler brings his own smut to the table this week, then we message the director in hopes of finding our first sponsor. We think that's pretty much a done deal. After, Rusty finds Tyler's evil planz.

EP.004 · 54:14

Gollum's Love Spell

Jun 12, 2025

A triple feature from hell.. We talk crack-house movies, embark on an incredible journey alongside Bilbo and Gollum then we discuss a banned episode of the Silverman Show. All in all, a pretty tame week for us. Enjoy!

EP.003 · 41:25

Midnight; ABSOLUTELY

May 29, 2025

The most completely unhinged episode yet (there will be more) This is why two idiots with little to middling talent shouldn't try and podcast after 11pm. Also, in our low IQ stupor, Big Dawg had some audio issues. RIP

EP.001 · 38:06

Brother, EUGH!

May 8, 2025

Writing this just about started a meltdown in both of us, so here it goes. The podcast is great, the best there ever was really. We made some new friends on Reddit, took a lil trip through the gay villages, and expressed general hostility.